Monday, November 23, 2009

ODE TO STEVEN 'LAWMAN' SEAGAL

Why do you dance on the edge of a knife
When Fat Guy rules the roost?
Liars lie
Cheaters cheat
Scream it's all no use

How does it feel, to know you're about to die?
We've all been there before
Maybe you punks haven't had enough yet;
Maybe you want some more

He knows the spirit
He knows the flesh
I think he speaks Chinese
One time, they tried to steal his bike...
He kicked them in the knees!

Don't mess with the Lawman
Don't mess with his wife
Don't mess with his kids
You'll pay with your life
Final warning, Jag Bag.
Stay out of the Lawman's way;
Start paying your respects right now,
Or there'll be hell to PAY

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