Friday, February 18, 2011

Monday, February 7, 2011

packers win

I NEVER HAVE TO WATCH ANOTHER SINGLE 'DOWN' OF NFL HIGHLIGHT FOOTAGE IN MY LIFE.
THE SMOKE HAS CLEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

the 'freakquel'

STRELNIKOV'S REVENGE

i had it all mapped out today.
It turns out, they never released the sequel to Zhivago until now.
Now, because the tea party express has supplanted teh trans-siberian.
In other words?
The real socialists lost.
The bolsheviks won.
until now?
Yeah.
Until now.
Now, 'Shooter' Strelnikov' has dusted off his epaulets, polished off some etouffee, and scrubbed the @#$%$$ trouble off his boots.
Get ready, America.
Think you survived World War I?
REALLY?
Wow!!!!!
Anyway, here it is.
STRELNIKOV'S REVENGE PART TWO: THE 'FREAKQUEL'
STARRING TOM COURTENAY AS SHOOTER STRELNIKOV
KING KONG BUNDY AS NIKOLAI VOLKOV
ELI WALLACH AS TUCO'S GRANDFATER
SCARLET JOHANSSON AS LARA THE TWENTY-THIRD
OMAR SHARIF AS THE MACK
WHITNEY HOUSTON AS MASHA
MARCIA BRADY AS MARCIA
FREDRIC MARCH AS STARCH
AND
THE TUNES BY MAURICE JARRE

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

the snow

And now you have snow all over the ground in Chicago fashion.