the 'freakquel'

STRELNIKOV'S REVENGE

i had it all mapped out today.
It turns out, they never released the sequel to Zhivago until now.
Now, because the tea party express has supplanted teh trans-siberian.
In other words?
The real socialists lost.
The bolsheviks won.
until now?
Yeah.
Until now.
Now, 'Shooter' Strelnikov' has dusted off his epaulets, polished off some etouffee, and scrubbed the @#$%$$ trouble off his boots.
Get ready, America.
Think you survived World War I?
REALLY?
Wow!!!!!
Anyway, here it is.
STRELNIKOV'S REVENGE PART TWO: THE 'FREAKQUEL'
STARRING TOM COURTENAY AS SHOOTER STRELNIKOV
KING KONG BUNDY AS NIKOLAI VOLKOV
ELI WALLACH AS TUCO'S GRANDFATER
SCARLET JOHANSSON AS LARA THE TWENTY-THIRD
OMAR SHARIF AS THE MACK
WHITNEY HOUSTON AS MASHA
MARCIA BRADY AS MARCIA
FREDRIC MARCH AS STARCH
AND
THE TUNES BY MAURICE JARRE