GREETINGS FROM "MR. IMPORTANT VOICE"

Greetings, Freinds.
My name is Edward Voorhees Berthanse.
Eddie to those.
I statrted out as a clipboard-smacker for Brain Trust Enterprises Limited, and nowI make Clones.
Still?
Still, I love a good movie.
Back in 1996, Luke Perry and Ashley Judd starred in a straight-t0-cable television drama called NOrmal Life.
Judd was some kind of research egghed.
Perry played a clueless law enforcement professional who ran a bookstore.
Anyway, they show the first time they make love, and we get to see them rip off each other's underwear.
Later, they owe people money, so they start robbing banks.
So, that pretty much takes care of the plot, as such.
Luke's fellow police officers don't like Luke very much.
He doesn't go to bars with them.
He opts out of their drunk-beating sessions.
And he doesn't join them when they shoot animals.
he doesn't do ANY of that stuff.
So they hate him.
He quits.
One cop says, "Adios......JAG-OFF!!!"
That's just about the funnies thing I've ever heard.
Real--or movie.
"Adios.....JAG-OFF."