target 2000

john williams killed john williams in the year 2000

kind of rough being indiana jones

packers win

I NEVER HAVE TO WATCH ANOTHER SINGLE 'DOWN' OF NFL HIGHLIGHT FOOTAGE IN MY LIFE.
THE SMOKE HAS CLEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the 'freakquel'

STRELNIKOV'S REVENGE

i had it all mapped out today.
It turns out, they never released the sequel to Zhivago until now.
Now, because the tea party express has supplanted teh trans-siberian.
In other words?
The real socialists lost.
The bolsheviks won.
until now?
Yeah.
Until now.
Now, 'Shooter' Strelnikov' has dusted off his epaulets, polished off some etouffee, and scrubbed the @#$%$$ trouble off his boots.
Get ready, America.
Think you survived World War I?
REALLY?
Wow!!!!!
Anyway, here it is.
STRELNIKOV'S REVENGE PART TWO: THE 'FREAKQUEL'
STARRING TOM COURTENAY AS SHOOTER STRELNIKOV
KING KONG BUNDY AS NIKOLAI VOLKOV
ELI WALLACH AS TUCO'S GRANDFATER
SCARLET JOHANSSON AS LARA THE TWENTY-THIRD
OMAR SHARIF AS THE MACK
WHITNEY HOUSTON AS MASHA
MARCIA BRADY AS MARCIA
FREDRIC MARCH AS STARCH
AND
THE TUNES BY MAURICE JARRE

the snow

And now you have snow all over the ground in Chicago fashion.

WHY I WANT PACKERS TO BEAT STEELERS

Here's why.
In the late 1970s I rooted for the Packers, they of the first 2 Super Bowls.
Then came the curse of the Raiders.
They beat the Eagles.
Then they beat the Seahawks.
So, long story short?
My attention to National Football League football minutiae, at least since 1981, has been a three-decade-long revenge fantasy.
And when, in 2006, the Seahawks lost to the STEELERS in Super Bowl LX?
That didn't help.
Here's the smoke.
Packers 31, Steelers 12.
Ben Broadcast Burger will pay.
Ben BRONTO Burger will pay.
I will top it off with some fava beans and a chilled Fresca.
SLURP.