Kita's Aunt Martha

at the Asian noodle-type restaurant.
Loudmouth is eating, across from trophy girl.
Yells at waitress to bring check.
Yells about something else.
Who knows?
Another day, might have nudged Martha, said, "Isn't that guy obnoxious. Who is his date?"
Martha handled it.
"He's sitting there high on the hog with Ms. Kewpie Doll (sic)," said Martha.
Taken care of!