DINOSAURS
AND BEYOND
Dinosaur
pizza
Add
some extra cheese
Ask
for a job
And
don’t say please
Countdown
to Armageddon
I
think my watch is slow
Bush’s
son was up to no good
How
was I to know?
It
doesn’t take brains
It’s
easy to lose money
Seinfeld
is a riot
But
The King of Queens ain’t funny
Time
for a new lease on life
The
old one sprang a leak
How
does the brain function
When
the body’s getting weak?
“You
turned off David Letterman, now you must die”
Anybody
else feel like that?
Bronstein
burns the midnight oil
But
Fat Guy just stays fat
Icharus
flew too close to the sun
You
can tell by the burns on his wings
Is
it possible to believe in America
But
also other things?
Romney
and Obama going to war
Who
do you trust with a child?
Animals
are people with four legs
And
they got to stay wild
“Stabilize
your rear deflectors”
A
monkey flies out of my butt
Everybody
lost something
Now
they all want a cut
The
Roman Empire risen
The
gladiator turned the tables
Neocons
weren’t covered
In
my book of Aesop’s Fables
Freedom
of speech or freedom of death?
Can
you unlearn not to think?
A
candle for the archbishop
And
I’ll have another drink
Little
by little
The
truth unravels
Was
it all just another lie?
Some
people worry and scream and yell
Others
stay calm and cry
I
guess you could say 9-11 never ended
Or
is this called recovery?
I
asked for love I asked for life
I
got misery and drudgery
In
like a lamb
Out
like a lion
The
climate is changing, and fast
Thank
heavens my little Toyota Corolla CE
Was
built to last
“Get
me to the doctor”
Show
me to the door
Stand
up and change the channel
Bob
Dylan said you can win the war
“After
losing every battle”
Have
we come to the end of all things
Or
is this the Grey Havens?
Back
in the day the Cleveland Browns
Became
the Baltimore
“You
were put here to protect us
But
who protects us from you?”
I
save my pennies and go to the store
But
noone will sell me a clue
Cops
and gang-bangers patrol the streets
In
word if not in deed
“Dae
wonna wanga”
“Teglowa
Master Luke”
We
all have a mouth to feed
Dereliction
of duty
In
the White House
Will
impeachment do us any good?
Do
you people sleep better knowing
That
Big Brother trolls the neighborhood?
Food
porn, lifestyle porn,
Who’s
behind the lens?
Daylight
brings me sinus headache
Bring
paper and pens
Saddam
Hussein and the kings of old
Enforced
their wills with power
I
look in the mirror
And
see myself growing colder by the hour
“Don’t
be dark” says Pollyanna
She’s
probably a demon
Some
folks learn to dance with life
And
others stand there reeling
“Fight
the powers that be”
Or
just be pissed off all the time
Brian
Kuhar turned to me and said
“At
least it rhymes”
Dark
days behind, dark days ahead
Will
somebody please draw the curtains?
I
never thought my lot in life
Would
be that of an urchin
