radio televangelism

so he says "circumcision of the heart."
I didn't stick around after that.

poetry you know it's me

Junkanoo Brew, catch a bus and lose a dollar.
Joker's pal Antoine got way too hot around the collar.
Transformer Micronaut Lego Barbie Doll.
Take a tip, here's a hint, keep your ass away from Baal.

POGUES VERSUS U2

Basically?
It's easier for me to imitate Shane MacGowan than it is to imitate Bono.
MacGowan sounds like he's damaged and dying.
Bono sounds like some opera dude or something.
That's what I think, anyway.

THE TRUTH ABOUT BLOGS

So......is real life like blogging, or is blogging like reality, on account of you don't have to care?

TROUBLE SPOTS IN MCHENRY COUNTY

HI,
have you ever driven through the city known as the 'Title Town of Illinois' Mchenry County, towards the North?
Bull Valley road spans from Bull Vaelly to the East.
So if you try to turn right either ONTO BULL VALLEY from NORTHBOUND CRYSTAL LAKE BLACKTOP, or right FROM Bull Valley onto SOUTHBOUND ILLINOIS ROUTE 31?
An oncoming LEFT-turner WILL CUT YOU OFF, whether or not he or she is in the right.
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to do list

A TO DO LIST FOR GLAVIANO SETTERS

by

Elmer Bohondis Coniglario

1. Shake down Pete Wentz for money.
2. Bust Pete Wentz's chops.
3. Grab some chops over at Chickensaw Pete's.
4. Steal some lottery tickets from Pete Wentz.
5. Chow down.

notes from around here

FARINA UPPED THE ANTE ON TORELLO.
HE WATERBOARDED SOME FELLOW ON A SHOW.
CIVIL LIBERTIES ESSENTIAL.
AMERICA HAS POTENTIAL.
BUT WHEN WAR CREATES MORE TERROR, JUST SAY NO.