Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
WHY I WANT PACKERS TO BEAT STEELERS
Here's why.
In the late 1970s I rooted for the Packers, they of the first 2 Super Bowls.
Then came the curse of the Raiders.
They beat the Eagles.
Then they beat the Seahawks.
So, long story short?
My attention to National Football League football minutiae, at least since 1981, has been a three-decade-long revenge fantasy.
And when, in 2006, the Seahawks lost to the STEELERS in Super Bowl LX?
That didn't help.
Here's the smoke.
Packers 31, Steelers 12.
Ben Broadcast Burger will pay.
Ben BRONTO Burger will pay.
I will top it off with some fava beans and a chilled Fresca.
SLURP.
In the late 1970s I rooted for the Packers, they of the first 2 Super Bowls.
Then came the curse of the Raiders.
They beat the Eagles.
Then they beat the Seahawks.
So, long story short?
My attention to National Football League football minutiae, at least since 1981, has been a three-decade-long revenge fantasy.
And when, in 2006, the Seahawks lost to the STEELERS in Super Bowl LX?
That didn't help.
Here's the smoke.
Packers 31, Steelers 12.
Ben Broadcast Burger will pay.
Ben BRONTO Burger will pay.
I will top it off with some fava beans and a chilled Fresca.
SLURP.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
poetry you know it's me
Junkanoo Brew, catch a bus and lose a dollar.
Joker's pal Antoine got way too hot around the collar.
Transformer Micronaut Lego Barbie Doll.
Take a tip, here's a hint, keep your ass away from Baal.
Joker's pal Antoine got way too hot around the collar.
Transformer Micronaut Lego Barbie Doll.
Take a tip, here's a hint, keep your ass away from Baal.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
POGUES VERSUS U2
Basically?
It's easier for me to imitate Shane MacGowan than it is to imitate Bono.
MacGowan sounds like he's damaged and dying.
Bono sounds like some opera dude or something.
That's what I think, anyway.
It's easier for me to imitate Shane MacGowan than it is to imitate Bono.
MacGowan sounds like he's damaged and dying.
Bono sounds like some opera dude or something.
That's what I think, anyway.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
THE TRUTH ABOUT BLOGS
So......is real life like blogging, or is blogging like reality, on account of you don't have to care?
Friday, September 24, 2010
TROUBLE SPOTS IN MCHENRY COUNTY
HI,
have you ever driven through the city known as the 'Title Town of Illinois' Mchenry County, towards the North?
Bull Valley road spans from Bull Vaelly to the East.
So if you try to turn right either ONTO BULL VALLEY from NORTHBOUND CRYSTAL LAKE BLACKTOP, or right FROM Bull Valley onto SOUTHBOUND ILLINOIS ROUTE 31?
An oncoming LEFT-turner WILL CUT YOU OFF, whether or not he or she is in the right.
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have you ever driven through the city known as the 'Title Town of Illinois' Mchenry County, towards the North?
Bull Valley road spans from Bull Vaelly to the East.
So if you try to turn right either ONTO BULL VALLEY from NORTHBOUND CRYSTAL LAKE BLACKTOP, or right FROM Bull Valley onto SOUTHBOUND ILLINOIS ROUTE 31?
An oncoming LEFT-turner WILL CUT YOU OFF, whether or not he or she is in the right.
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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