Basically?
It's easier for me to imitate Shane MacGowan than it is to imitate Bono.
MacGowan sounds like he's damaged and dying.
Bono sounds like some opera dude or something.
That's what I think, anyway.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
THE TRUTH ABOUT BLOGS
So......is real life like blogging, or is blogging like reality, on account of you don't have to care?
Friday, September 24, 2010
TROUBLE SPOTS IN MCHENRY COUNTY
HI,
have you ever driven through the city known as the 'Title Town of Illinois' Mchenry County, towards the North?
Bull Valley road spans from Bull Vaelly to the East.
So if you try to turn right either ONTO BULL VALLEY from NORTHBOUND CRYSTAL LAKE BLACKTOP, or right FROM Bull Valley onto SOUTHBOUND ILLINOIS ROUTE 31?
An oncoming LEFT-turner WILL CUT YOU OFF, whether or not he or she is in the right.
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have you ever driven through the city known as the 'Title Town of Illinois' Mchenry County, towards the North?
Bull Valley road spans from Bull Vaelly to the East.
So if you try to turn right either ONTO BULL VALLEY from NORTHBOUND CRYSTAL LAKE BLACKTOP, or right FROM Bull Valley onto SOUTHBOUND ILLINOIS ROUTE 31?
An oncoming LEFT-turner WILL CUT YOU OFF, whether or not he or she is in the right.
THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, September 23, 2010
to do list
A TO DO LIST FOR GLAVIANO SETTERS
by
Elmer Bohondis Coniglario
1. Shake down Pete Wentz for money.
2. Bust Pete Wentz's chops.
3. Grab some chops over at Chickensaw Pete's.
4. Steal some lottery tickets from Pete Wentz.
5. Chow down.
by
Elmer Bohondis Coniglario
1. Shake down Pete Wentz for money.
2. Bust Pete Wentz's chops.
3. Grab some chops over at Chickensaw Pete's.
4. Steal some lottery tickets from Pete Wentz.
5. Chow down.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
notes from around here
FARINA UPPED THE ANTE ON TORELLO.
HE WATERBOARDED SOME FELLOW ON A SHOW.
CIVIL LIBERTIES ESSENTIAL.
AMERICA HAS POTENTIAL.
BUT WHEN WAR CREATES MORE TERROR, JUST SAY NO.
HE WATERBOARDED SOME FELLOW ON A SHOW.
CIVIL LIBERTIES ESSENTIAL.
AMERICA HAS POTENTIAL.
BUT WHEN WAR CREATES MORE TERROR, JUST SAY NO.
Friday, September 10, 2010
PIGSKINNERY
If you like professional football, you may be one of the people who extremely enjoy professional football.
The Saints managed to hand the Vikings their asses on Thursday night, and they're just getting started.
Here's your playoff picture for 2011, if that's your boat.
It will be the Chargers versus the Patriots for the AFC title.
Over in the NFC, province of Eagles, Falcons, and Rams, it should be decided between the Packers and the Vikings as to who goes to the Super Bowl to face the Chargers or the Patriots.
I'm just saying.
Only in America, on the night before September 11, can somebody agonize over the National Football League and their post-season diatribes.
only in America...
The Saints managed to hand the Vikings their asses on Thursday night, and they're just getting started.
Here's your playoff picture for 2011, if that's your boat.
It will be the Chargers versus the Patriots for the AFC title.
Over in the NFC, province of Eagles, Falcons, and Rams, it should be decided between the Packers and the Vikings as to who goes to the Super Bowl to face the Chargers or the Patriots.
I'm just saying.
Only in America, on the night before September 11, can somebody agonize over the National Football League and their post-season diatribes.
only in America...
Saturday, September 4, 2010
CHECK OUT THE GIGANTIC STORIES!!!
I don't know why but my story is too big, too huge, for the venue.
Big is back, I was told.
Big is back, I was told.
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